Eurovision finals moi review

Back to our cheesy camp and unexpected butterflies costume here are moi review for this year's Eurovision.

Azerbaijan performed so well love it, Spain had some stage intruders and it's Eurovision priceless moment. Norway sounds like Halifax anthem but yeah good too. The only good thing about Moldova is the saxophone. Cyprus oh that guy is cocky but really love the song.Bosnia was good to watch. Belgium oh mommmmmmy I am so infatuated with him and well with his guitar.Serbia where in earth that haircut is from...Serbia! Belarus can'tnunderstand the English lyrics to nasal for moi likings. Ireland oh she's divine,I though Niamh was a little bit nervous and stiff but she nailed it. Greece was like Ricky Martin after bankrupcy. England oh move on Pete Waterman it's year 2010 like. Gergia performed so well and she's really giving loads. Turkey is not moi type of music. Albania good song dry performer. Iceland what a feel good performance! Ukraine was like Alicia feat Enigma...shossssh she can't sing! France football anthem yiz all cheaters! Romania again made me dance like crazy love it! Russia bwa ha ha ha go back to your underground Metro gig! Arminia..what's with the gigantic pistachio? Germany It's a grower...Lilly Allen-ish! Portugal another Disney song.

Hola llegó a España.

buen día!and greetings from sunny madrid!

back to moi hotel blogging and I am seriously looking for my Eurovision venue tonight.

Azerbaijan!

In the Airport....

The gayers are in the airport. We are heading to Madrid ola! We will celebrate our Eurovision night in Espana. We will be flying the flag for Irlanda! Go Niamh!


exciterahhh!

Kylie Minogue - All The Lovers

Moi top ten Eurovision

In no particular order


Georgia

Voice 9/10 Choreography and costumes 9/10 Choice of song 10/10 likability 9/10

total 37/40

Ireland

Voice 10/10 Choreography and costumes 7/10 Choice of song 10/10 likability 9/10

total 36/40

Belgium

Voice 9/10 Choreography and costumes 9/10 Choice of song 10/10 likability 10/10

total 38/40

Iceland

Voice 9/20 Choreography and costumes 8/10 Choice of song 10/10 Likability 9/10

36/40

Romania

Voice 7/10 Choreography and costumes 9/10 Choice of song 10/10 Likability 8/10

34/40


Denmark



Voice 7/10 Choreography and costumes 9/10 Choice of song 9/10 Likability 9/10

34/40

Cyprus

Voice 8/10 Choreography and costumes 8/10 Choice of song 8/10 Likability 8/10

32/40

Norway

Voice 8/10 Choreography and costume 8/10 Choice of song 9/10 Likability 8/10

33/40

Germany

Voice 8/10 Choreography and costume 8/10 Choice of song 9/10 Likability 9/10

34/10

DO NOT DISTURB..I AM MAKING ARTS AND CRAFTS!

It's nearly June and it's a wedding month. I have 2 invitations and both is countryside wedding. One in Gorey in Wexford and the other is in Lyrath estate in Kilkenny. I am designing a bomboniera for the one in Wexford. I have to do a 150 lots that which I am also tasked to set it in every table. I will keep yiz'all posted but for now DO NOT DISTURB! above flowers are moi gorgeous toppers.

I take this as an opportunity and I hope that a wedding planner business will open a big door for moi.

We're heading to Madrid!

Ola Ola see you in Madrid tomorrow! May 29-June 2

Pictionary Thursday!

Who stole moi chese?



I dunno...just one of those thoughts!

Moi Eurovision favorites for Thursday semi's

To Qualify for the finals are.....

Ireland,Georgia,Romania,Denmark,Cyprus and Sweden

Madonna for Louis Vuitton Photos, Raw and Unretouched

via Bryanboy

Eurovision 2010: Moi Favourites

Tom Dice - Me And My Guitar (Belgium)


Hera Björk - Je Ne Sais Quoi - Iceland EUROVISION 2010

Filipa Azevedo - Há Dias Assim (Portugal)

Thea Garrett - My Dream (Eurovision 2010 Malta)

Russian: Strongest Vajayjay!

Can your vajayjay do this impressive 31 pounds lifting?, Meet super Russian vagina of mom Tatiata Kozhevnikova, 42, was feelin’ a little loosey-goosey after giving birth. Instead of just doing kegels like the rest of us, she decided to challenge herself to become a below-the-belt strong woman, twice over. That’s right, she just earned her second Guinness Book of World Records’ title for having “The World’s Strongest Vagina.” Check her out, uh, flexing.

via The Frisky

Bathroom Dance Bad Romance/Lady Gaga Spoof

Another Gaga spoof video from the Philippines. Bathroom dance the song is in Tagalog.

me by mik!

One sunny Dublin afternoon.

Kellan Lutz blood soaked abs

See even famous people do everything silly for the sake of gaining followers. Hmmmmmmmm what will I do to spike moi blog visit ....hmmmm maybe to sit on a giant cactus where moi arse will be soaked like red sea.

Sexy and Silly!




In an attempt to gain followers and verify his Twitter account, Kellan Lutz posted a bloody picture holding up a sign that reads, ““Follow Kellan Lutz @kellanlutz.”

moi new wardrobe

oh loving it Ted!

Dear VLADIMIR IVANOC,

Dublin is scorching today and all I can think is you. Oh mommmmmmy!


VLADIMIR IVANOC for CALVIN KLEIN SWIMWEAR

Marc Jacobs goes nude

For his new scent...it is obvious that greased glitter-queen designer Marc is loving himself in a very narcissistic way. What's next for Tom Ford?

Listening to : Robyn 'Dancing On My Own'

Robyn 'Dancing On My Own' (Official Video) from Robyn on Vimeo.

Just for a laf!

Ted Baker...This time not a frock.

I have a breeders weddings to attend to this June. I went out today and found a really nice tux suit. It's Single breasted 1 button Endurance Party Animal suit by Ted Baker with dickey bow, waistcoat and the whole shebang. Look I am spending a lot of money for their wedding and I can't even have my very own huh huh huh.

Dick Attack!

everywhere....

Watch Sex and the city Spoiler!

spoil yourself bitches! 9 clips is like a nine incher fun!

9 Movie Clips from SEX AND THE CITY 2 from ColliderVideos on Vimeo.

London 2012 Olympic Mascots

Wenlock and Mandeville a one eyed metallic dildo is London 2012 Olympic Mascots. It's creepy and it's lacking imaginations.

News Anchor : Penis enjoyment!

....this lady's going to be enjoying something a lot more than before.

Gay Film: Violet Tendencies

Trailer

AX:TV PRESENTS: A|X BODY UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN, SPRING 2010

oh mommmmmmy!

EUROVISION 2010: IRELAND BEATS ALBANIA BOSNIA CROATIA MACEDONIA SERBIA SLOVENIA AND SWITZERLAND

IRELAND TOP THE FIRST GROUP OF COUNTRIES with Niamh Kavanagh - "It's For You" (Ireland Eurovision 2010)






ALBANIA
BOSNIA AND HERZ
CROATIA
MACEDONIA
SERBIA
SLOVENIA
SWITZERLAND

UP NEXT>> 26 REMAINING COUNTRIES TO BEAT.

Lady Gaga Gagita

All the way from gay Philippines

Zero dollar budget,million dollars worth of effort. Another Lady Gaga parody by moi favorite lady Gagita with her latest stunt on "POKER FACE"

Luv it!

Greyson the boy Gaga!

I adore the cuteness and the dead-on rendition of Lady Gaga "Paparazzi" with 13 million and growing viewers on YouTube.

The breeders wedding DJ!

Heterosexual's wedding is dull and becoming tiring. Look closely at this boring DJ hire and the package of entertainment he installed for this wedding...ow well not just that he can't sing and a wee enthusiastic about but interestingly slapping-off hard some pair of gigantic lady boobs as some sort of imaginary drum set!

Listening to: Bat For Lashes - Whats a Girl To Do

Nostalgia: Me and moi Mam

Aw! THIS WAS DURING MOI COLLEGE GRADUATION.

BLACK BiRKIN

NOT A FAN OF THAT RED SKIRT...that's not a kilt! but oh love that Hermes!

Christina Aguilera - Woohoo ft. Nicki Minaj

Listen to a new song "Woohoo" from Christina Aguilera's upcoming new album BIONIC - available everywhere June 8th.

Philippines is glowing in yellow

Benigno Ninoy Aquino is the front runner for the presidential race in the Philippines. Now there's hope for a beter Philippines.

Teasing aside I think the Philippines just elected the first evah gay president. My gaydar works on him!

Happy Mothers Day!

To my dearest mam,sisters and all the mothers out there!

Dick Slang! A brandnew slamming dance!

Dick Slang is the new dance that all the young folk are doing! The gist of it is that you put on some loose basketball shorts and shake your half-hard penis bulge around with your bros. Enjoy the demonstrations!

[Via Queerty]

Pictionary: Stay away from priests!

Oh mommmmmmy Fantasy Football!

Thursday Thursday homoerotic Fantasy Football from Broadway. Some hot men doing the strip tease in the tune of "Let it Rock" by Kevin Rudolph.

Sue Sylvester and Olivia Newton-John - Physical (Glee)

I'm loving watching this tonight!

Naomi Campbell @ Oprah...Don't throw that cellphone biatch!

The cellphone throwing tantrum biatch talks to Oprah.

"I am striving to be a better person sob sob and (world peace) find peace clap clap"

Halo Reach - Xbox 360 - Extended Birth of a Spartan live action official video game trailer HD

Sexyness!

CRISTIANO RONALDO AND DIDIER DROGBA FOR VANITY FAIR

Soccer players stripped down to their underwear 38 days before the world cup. Oh mommmmmmy!

MDG / MADONNA SUNGLASSES for DOLCE & GABBANA: HARPER'S BAZAAR RUSSIA

Madonna is making waves!



Below the behind-the-scenes video of Madonna photoshoot with Mert & Marcus for Interview magazine.

Beyoncé's Why Don't You Love Me

I love the retro-ness BB Homemaker. But one thing you need dahling a decent martini and not sipping through an empty glass.

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

Yay my blogging laptop is fixed!

A blogging laptop!? What is a blogging laptop? well it's simply a laptop I uses exclusively for blogging. It's 17 inches wide and it's like a hunchback of Notre Dame in terms of files after files on moi blogging materials from past years. Glad that moi fella fixed moi laptop and I am back in action.

Thank you moi Colm!

Dublin Gay Festival Rivals?

This is very confusing. There are 2 completely different organizations running the 2 GAY THEATER FESTIVALS on the same time in Dublin town at the moment ow?: On the red is the Absolut Gay Theater Festival Dublin and in the blue corner is the International Dublin Gay Theater Festival. which is which? Which one is the official? Sounds ridiculous right? I think it's unfair for many great touring performers and local productions plus the volunteers to be sandwiched between two rivals. The crowd splits in to small crowd resulting to poor ticket sales. Dublin is not like London to hold such numerous shows from both theater organizations.

In gay Dublin fair city the drama is well and alive! There's also 2 separate awards night too.

Ke$ha vs The Simpsons - Tik Tok

Loving this!

Filth : Absolut Dublin Gay Theater Festival 2010

Absolut
We went to see Filth one of the absolute theater festival line-up for this year. We truly enjoyed the duo performance of Sister Topping and Cardinal Butch in leather. The show is all about filth...yes it's all about filth and there's a flip for everyone in the audience to read. What a great performance at the opening tonight. We were like a pack of Hyenas giggling our protruding tits out. I strongly recommend it! watch it and you will enjoy!

c*nts!



'FILTH!' - TOPPING & BUTCH
TOPPING & BUTCH PRODUCTIONS (London, UK)

3 May (20:00), 4 May (20:00), 5 May (20:00), 6 May (20:00), 7 May (20:00), 8 May (15:30, 20:00)

at BREAK FOR THE BORDER
Tickets available at the door or at the Filmbase in Curve St.(Front of Button factory)

ABSOLUT GAY WEBSITE

Pilipinas Got Talent Jovit Baldivino

Seems that Pilipinas Got talent have found their favourite talent. Here's singing sensation Jovit Baldivino singing his heart out for 1987 hot song "Carrie" by the swede band Europe at Pilipinas Got Talent Semi-Finals. Registering more than 300,000 views within 24 hours.

The cheers from the crowd is deafening.

Visit Cork to learn Cork accent

The gayers will be heading down Cork this coming weekend. Cork is like another foreign place in Ireland. Gawd this will be moi first time to visit Cork. Will there be a language barrier? They are notorious in not speaking properly. I have few friends from Cork(they're all long Dublinised).

Cork accent for me is like a squeaky man with lisps and with partial laryngectomy giving a blow job.

Madrid is coming up.....

Moi FF's from LA are coming to Europe and we're going to meet in Madrid. I've been to some parts of Spain but I haven't step foot in the capital Madrid. As my travel motto goes "Sissyfy the whole town with fabulousness and Madrid will never be the same again" Here's some Rick Steves vids on how to enjoy real tapas.

crunchy pigs ear anyone?

Christina Aguilera : Not Myself Tonight

I am loving the new single and the raunchy video of Christina's new single "Not myself Tonight" One thing about the music video...It's like a Madonna-Britney-Gaga combo in one!

Oh moi laptop is banjaxed!

Moi blogging laptop is banjaxed and I am squinting moi eyes like some guy from Shanghai in moi Sonny Vaio notebook. I will keep moi patience with this little thing until the other one will get fixed... damn! I hate this!I am pressing two keys together all the time.

Saving your marriage...

Is farting ruining your marriage!? Never fear! The "marriage blanket" will take the stink out of the conjugal bed! That's right, brides: there's a blanket that makes your gross husband's vile farts smell great!(It makes a great wedding gift!)

Christian Louboutin: 'Winter 2010 Tales'

The latest Christian Louboutin campaign called 'Winter Tales' takes on Alice in Wonderland.

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